People Dislike Bush For His “Common Sense”

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"[Bush haters are] sort of elite, effete snobs who can’t hold a candle to [him]. What they don’t like about him is that he is common sense, that he is Middle America." Ever wanted to hear retard Karl Rove and the big fat idiot Rush Limbaugh talk about how SMART George "Dubya" Bush is? Well here you go.

I’m not really sure who they’re trying to kid, or what they’re trying to prove, but I thought this downplaying of Bush’s critics in light of, well, the giant clusterfuck of schemes, lies, scandals, resignations, death and failure, didn’t work anymore. Then again we are talking about a Conservative radio show here, those only exist to parrot extreme Right-winger’s ideas of how they’d like reality to be, rather than how it actually is.

Bush is Middle America? Yeah that’s why his administration is slowly strangling the Middle Class. Only the elites of society dislike him? Sure they do, as they greedily lap up his tax cuts for the super rich 1%. People just don’t like Bush because he’s SMARTER THAN THEM? That sounds like the kind of defense a 15 year old internet lolcow would come up with.

The president’s approval rating has tanked, it’s about 30%, I don’t think it’s just the "elitists" who are pissed off at him. The entire country is stressed out, Iraq is a mess, things at home are a mess, every other country in the world hates us, everything’s going to shit just as many of us predicted back in 2000 when no one was paying attention.

I think the claim that made me laugh the hardest, though, was Karl Rove claiming Bush is well-read and they have book reading contests. He says Bush read 94 books last year. We’re talking about a guy who can’t even get through the entire Bible and still sees fit to announce to the world that GOD tells him to do things. I can’t see him sitting in an armchair reading "Of Mice and Men". Maybe if he were holding it upside down with a puzzled look on his face.

As for his common sense? Let’s see, Bush has managed to fall off a Segway, has been seen holding phones upside down, and says things like: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." and  "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."  and  "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."  and  "I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we’re going to hunt you down." and "There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me, you can’t get fooled again." No really. He’s said all those things. Just go to DubyaSpeak.com