Another “Moral Leader” Caught With a Hooker

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What is it about hateful old Conservative Evangelical Christians who dedicate their lives to trying to tell everyone else what to do and hookers? This time it was the President of the Christian Action League another, you guessed it, Christian group who likes to try and effect laws and legislation with the doctrine of their religion. Luckily these screwballs keep their efforts focused on North Carolina rather than the entire United States.

I wasn’t planning on doing another blog post about religion so damn soon, but holy crap! These guys just won’t stop giving me material. As if the whole D.C. Madam scandal wasn’t enough!

Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t have any qualms about lonely old men hiring hookers. Hell I’m one of those cur-ra-zay "Liberals" who thinks prostitution should be legalized as it would be safer for all parties involved (especially the prostitutes themselves) and be taxable. What people do is their own damn business.

But when said lonely old man is an Evangelical Christian who runs an organization that constantly goes on about how same sex marriage, adultery, sex before marriage, and even goddamn PORN STORES are immoral and bad and must be eliminated: I’m sorry it’s fucking hilarious.

Even more hilarious was how he was caught! Apparently he paid the prostitute with checks, and then reported the checks stolen. To put that in terms my general audience would understand: It’s like, you know, in Grand Theft Auto 3 and up when you get a hooker to restore your health and then crack her with a baseball bat later to get the money you just spent back. Luckily the police, much like the trigger-happy AIs in GTA who will start shooting at you after they see you crack a hooker in the head, didn’t buy the old fart’s story.

So how many Commandments did our horny old Evangelist break here? Let’s see, adultery for sure because he’s married, thats the one sexual immorality Jesus was pretty hardcore about. Pretty sure paying someone then trying to get your money back by saying your checks were stolen is stealing. He also beared false witness against someone, because he was obviously trying to make it look like the hooker stole his checks, or one of her clients did. He definitely was lying if you prefer that version of the "bear false witness" line. If he ever banged the hooker on the weekend he totally was not keeping the Sabbath holy. I’ll bet he took the lord’s name in vain a few times during too.

But seriously, where do people like this get off (aside from hotel rooms with hookers? Bad dum pish)? And I swear most of the time it’s these Evangelists! To my Christian readers please pay close attention now: I’ve been trying harder to make distinctions between the sects organizations and which one I’m currently complaining about. So if I’m complaining about Evangelicals and you’re not one, don’t worry. If you are one: Holy crap what the hell is wrong with you? Run! RUN! GO TO A METHODIST CHURCH OR SOMETHING!

Anyway, with the constant hypocrisy and scandal in the Evangelical Christian movement I can’t imagine how anyone can stay in it. I mean from Tammy Faye Baker’s running mascara (have you seen her lately? I think god hit her with a cancer meant for her con-artist Evangelical preacher ex-husband by accident) to Ted Haggard’s love of male hookers and blow, to this guy right here. How can these people have the gall to stand up and tell everybody what is and isn’t moral while they can’t even bother to practice what they preach?